My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'

I only put clothes on so that I'm not naked when I go out shopping.

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.

I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would choose to reveal this, I know not.