What a relief. I didn't have to check the toilet for anything or the light bulbs or the phone. It was just good old-fashioned friendship.

I want my kids to know when I'm pissed, when I'm happy and when I'm confounded.

I don't think fame changes people. People change as they gather more experiences and information about life.

The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that's good motivation for getting out of bed joyfully each day.

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

I tried Botox one time and was permanently surprised for a couple of months. It was not a cute look for me. My feeling is, I have three children who should know what emotion I'm feeling at the exact moment I'm feeling it... that is critical.