When you end up happily married, even the failed relationships have worked beautifully to get you there.

Sometimes people think of actors as marionettes - everybody else makes the decisions for us - and, you know, really, making this decision [of which roles to take] is the only thing you lay claim to.

I don't think I realized that the cost of fame is that it's open season on every moment of your life.

The man's [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either.

I, uh...I have a television, so I'm going to spend some time here to tell you some things. [To orchestra conductor:] And, and...and sir, you're doing a great job, but you're so quick with that stick, so why don't you sit. 'Cause I may never be here again.'

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart, because who doesn't like to laugh?

Let's get a couple of things straight. It hasn't been years and years since I made a movie. I'm not coming back from the dead - I've just had two kids! I have no intention of retiring, but I do think it's impossible to do movie after movie, because there aren't that many good films made.