Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart, because who doesn't like to laugh?

Whatever happens is going to happen, whether you're sitting by the phone anxious and worried about it or not.

My greatest sense comes from the experience of performing in the movie. When I have a great experience, that becomes a perfect movie. If it makes a nickel, it's still perfect. The same is true with a movie that's a bad experience. If it makes a bejillion dollars, I will hate it till the end of time.

People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.

I went out in my goddamn underwear too!

I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie.

I only put clothes on so that I'm not naked when I go out shopping.