I'm totally committed to the cause of individuality. That's the only thing I stand by: independence.

I've always been in this sort of perpetual state of existential longing. I feel like something's missing.

Keanu Reeves is, like, the worst actor I've ever seen. I can't believe he's a movie star.

I was just dying to get out of my twenties.

It makes me feel good to have some comforting effect on someone that needs comfort.

Human relations, I mess them up, and they let me down.

I've been embarrassing myself publicly for over 20 years. Why should I stop now?