When I started at the Guardian, though, I couldnt think of anything we saw eye to eye on, except feminism, and even this would soon be arguable as Guardian writers queued up to drool over Eminem.

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.

A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile.

When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.