She sat down at the table and spent a good hour talking about her husband. She told Judith how they'd met, how he relentlessly pursued her, and finished by mentioning just a hundred or two of his special qualities. The only thing the man wasn't capable of was walking on water… yet. Judith made that comment when her friend paused for breath.

Going to university is only one avenue to gain knowledge. There are others. A degree isn't insurance against ignorance.

Douglas: You really got to stop doing that. Isabel: Doing what? Douglas: Getting prettier everyday.

Men. They were all so incredibly easy to sway. Pat them on their heads, give them something to eat, and they'll follow you anywhere. Add a smile and a few stupid compliments, and they'll immediately forget all about their other responsibilities.

sometimes the most simple conclusion is also the most correct

Noah, if we were to get married, you couldn't date anymore.

Gabrielle turned to Colm. “These men will be of interest to you.” Colm looked them over. “Why is that?” he asked. With her back to the infidels, she whispered, “They like to dig holes.