Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I have to try not to get too distracted.

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

Eventually we will all wither and die in the wasteland of logic and science.

I was Ashallayn'darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom.

Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming.

Overall, Id say I was an awesome bookseller, but probably not the best book shelver. I loved recommending books and helping people find books.