There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

There are times with your friends when you just have to put their whole mess out of your mind for a while.

I got my undergrad in Creative Writing, and then I didn't get my Masters in obsession, because I figured I already had that covered.

The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.

Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.

So the end may be a long time coming, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a way of sneaking up on you.

The road to hell is paved with leeks and potatoes