Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

Our biggest problem is that our intelligence is not intelligent

Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?

I only debate with serious political youth formations. Not a group of the racist Helen Zille's garden boys.

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money.

You can arrest me, but you can't arrest my ideas.