Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim

Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?

You don't have to be educated to be a president.

Our biggest problem is that our intelligence is not intelligent

The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

I only debate with serious political youth formations. Not a group of the racist Helen Zille's garden boys.

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.