The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money.

Even those who make mistakes, we must try to help them. But we can only help them if they are ready to be helped.

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

We hope for the best, if elections are conducted like this all over South Africa we can indeed say we welcome any results and accept them.

The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.