The farms you live in will be yours for free. When mineworkers strike, it will be to complain that we are giving them too much money.

Jacob Zuma built a 2 million rand swimming pool, but no one in the family knows how to swim

They wear suits, that's why they are lazy. They are servants, they are supposed to serve us. You can't build an RDP house with a tie.

Even those who make mistakes, we must try to help them. But we can only help them if they are ready to be helped.

Our biggest problem is that our intelligence is not intelligent

When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, requests breakfast and taxi money.

Comrade Blade Nzimande is complaining that EFF stole the ‘red colour’, he does not have a copyright on the ‘red colour’. There’s nothing we can steal from him because he has nothing but that skuurpot (pot scourer) face of his. Why didn’t he complain when Vodacom was red?