What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.
But the grass ain't always greener on the other side, It's green where you water it
I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me.
My fans are like my glasses. Without them I'd be blurry.
I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous.
If you start taking yourself more seriously than you do God then there's a problem.