There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.

What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.

Haters call me 'gay,' but their girlfriends want me more than them.

I have crushes, but they're all too old. Like Beyonce -she has a husband, I might get shot. I went up to give Beyonce a hug at the Grammys and Jay-Z said, watch out buddy! He was kidding, but you know.

The blessing is not about being able to receive as much as it is being in a position to give back to others.

If I believe the good, then I have to believe the bad.

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.