I always go to bed thinking I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

I was always acting. I was doing after-school plays and stuff like that.

I feel more comfortable writing firmly comedic or slightly comedic stuff.

It's the fun part 'cause you don't have any of the real heavy-lifting to do. You just come in and shout and chew scenery, and just be awful and say a few jokes, and you don't have to carry the romantic storyline or the quest part of the story. You just pop up, every now and again.

I've always liked boots. I always think it's better to wear a boot, not a shoe.

When you hear about people in the '50s getting married at 20, you're like, What were they thinking? My grandparents were together for over 50 years.

I haven't had a chance to pick up a good book in a long time, because I've been either reading scripts or learning them or writing them. And so, by the time the day is done, I usually just want to click on The Bachelor and fall asleep. But I gravitate toward biographies and things like that.