I'm not a comedian so I'll probably get crucified for saying this, but I think with a lot of comedy the impetus behind it is: I've been rejected so many times and I'm bitter and now I'm going to talk about it.

I think it's the first idea I ever got about doing something on my own, because it was the first time I have ever really felt the confidence to do it.

A gentleman can never have too many bow ties.

If you can answer the question of why you’re doing it, it’s the right thing to do.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

You can say things a million times, but if you can't sing it, then it really isn't much of a song.

Britney and I wore matching denim outfits [to the 2001 American Music Awards]. Yeah, another bad choice. I'd probably pay good money to get some of those pictures off the internet.