The gray area, the place between black and white - that's the place where life happens.

I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

I'm not a comedian so I'll probably get crucified for saying this, but I think with a lot of comedy the impetus behind it is: I've been rejected so many times and I'm bitter and now I'm going to talk about it.

I used to think I actually was Batman.

Teen pop will never die as long as there are teens and popular music. It just takes a different head.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.