Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

But who guards the guardians?

Be gentle with the young.

She knows no difference 'twixt head and privities who devours immense oysters at midnight.

We are too quick to imitate depraved examples.

Many commit the same crimes with a very different result. One bears a cross for his crime; another a crown.

A rare bird upon the earth and very much like a black swan.