My theory on Jenks: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table they are jacked hideous. It reminds me of the aquarium next door to Jenks, where it's just good to look. The moment you tap on the glass and make them come to you, it just freaks you out.

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I'm from the Jersey Shore.

I’ve been a nun. A Catholic nun.

I'm really developing feelings for the kid.

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

My theory on Jenks: The guys look really good from afar, but once they come up to our table they are jacked hideous. It reminds me of the aquarium next door to Jenks, where it's just good to look. The moment you tap on the glass and make them come to you, it just freaks you out.

Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That's, like, the type that I'm attracted to.