I may cut my coat to follow fashion, sir, but not my conscience.

I may cut my coat to follow fashion, sir, but not my conscience.

If you want to see what stage comedians did to get laffs a century ago, watch the 1910 'Wizard of Oz.' I hope you have a high tolerance for pratfalls.

One should always avoid unnecessary unhappiness. Especially if one is an immortal. They taught us that in school.

People who like to fume about the manner in which Disney changed beloved classics are often ignorant of history, not to mention the realities of show business.

England was a cold, backward, rebellious little kingdom. It's king: Henry the Eighth, remembered principally for his six wives and the chicken legs clutched in his fat fists.

I detest flying anywhere. Left to my own devices, I'd never leave my keyboard.