Lies, lies are the place where darkness grows.

Think of me as the praying mantis of the supernatural world. Aren't those the bugs that bite the heads off the males? Link looked skeptical. Yes. Then they eat them

We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

As I followed him along the sharp black stones, I could hear Link's voice in my head. "Bad move, man. He's gonna kill you, stuff you, and add you to his collection of idiots who followed him back to his creepy cave

I only assumed those dresses were costumes, based on the garish nature of the plumage.

It was pretty obvious Lena wanted to be asked. Another mysterious thing about girls- they want to be asked to stuff even if they don't want to go.

I loved her, atom by atom, one burning cell at a time.