So either your a vampire or a perv. Which is it?

Sometimes everyone does the right thing and there's still a mess left to clean up. Someone has to take responsibility for it.

I'm not even sure we remembered to kiss. What we had went deeper than a kiss

If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry.

Just as I lay back, she sat up. I sat up, and she flopped back down. Awkward. That was my every move when it came to her. Now we were both lying down, staring up at the blue sky.

So he's like a human compass? As far as superpowers go, that's pretty lame. You're like the Caster equivalent of Aquaman.

The one broken window that permanently wouldn't roll up had destroyed her perfectly curled blond prom-hair, and by the time we got to the gym she looked like Marie Antoinette with bedhead.