You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Any book is a Good Book, and wherever they keep the Good Book safe is also the House a the Lord.

- L, did you know we’re reenacting the Salem witch trials in English tomorrow? - Haven’t been memorizing your case file? Do you even look in your backpack anymore? - Did you know my dad is videotaping it? I do. Because I walked in on his lunch date with Mrs. English. - Ewww. - What should we do? - I guess we should start calling her Ms. English? - Not funny, L.

no light no dark no you no me know light know dark know you know me

Nightmares end. That's how you know they're nightmares.

There were two kinds of people in our town. The stupid, and the stuck.

I wanted to stay this way forever. Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes.