It's hard to imagine a place like that really exists. People have been judging me my whole life.

Wait, I got it. We, uh, won the battle and lost the war, or was it the other way around? 'Cause around here, it's hard to tell sometimes.

If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry.

I really was alone, and the only thing worse than being alone was having everyone else see how lonely you were

Because when every day is the End of Days, after a while they feel pretty much like every other day, even though you know that's crazy. And nothing is the same.

Nothing in my life is a coincidence.

Until then, you can do what everyone else your age does. Listen to music. Watch the television. Just keep your nose away from those books.