I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't.

Because when every day is the End of Days, after a while they feel pretty much like every other day, even though you know that's crazy. And nothing is the same.

You're incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different.

These are the kinds of things a guy thinks about when he visits his own grave.

We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

I don't want ta hear that kinda dirty talk comin' from you." "What, fanny? Fanny fanny fanny!

Your bird drinks whiskey and eats tobacco?" The old man frowned."Just be lad he doesn't like eatin' scrawny boys that don't know their way 'round the Otherworld.