I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?
Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!
You don't need religion to have morals. If you can't decide right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.
Our forces shall spread like a great plague across the earth, every blue zone on the planet will feel our wrath!
I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.
Our directives must be reassessed.