Relationships are more important than punch lines, ya know?
I refuse to accept other people's ideas of happiness for me. As if there's a 'one size fits all' standard for happiness.
I gave him his first TV and he needs to remember that.
Everyone's born confident, and everything's taken away from you.
I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things.
If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.