I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home.

Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.

If you know you're the best it only makes sense for you to surround yourself with the best.

Know your worth! People always act like they're doing more for you than you're doing for them.

The way Kathy Lee needs Regis, that's the way I need Jesus.

People say it takes a village to raise a child. People ask me how my daughter is doing. She’s only doing good if your daughter’s doing good. We’re all one family.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21