No one is looking at what President Obama is wearing. Michelle Obama cannot Instagram a bikini pic like what my girl Instagrammed the other day.
I gave him his first TV and he needs to remember that.
I understand culture. I am the nucleus.
People want fame and I would never tell a person to not want that, because it's f--ing awesome. Actually.
I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever f***ing dealt with. I'm not Britney Spears.
Every time I crash the Internet, it's like this little drop of truth. Every time I say something that's extremely truthful out loud, it literally breaks the Internet. So what are we getting all of the rest of the time?