For the person that wrote that, were they involved with anything last year that was as culturally significant as the Yeezus tour or that album? ... The bar was terrible, and the wedding planner didn't approve it with me. I was having issues with this wedding planner the entire time on approvals, and I get there and they threw some weird plastic bar there.

I don't expect to be understood at all.

The same people that tell me what I ought to have is the same people asking for an autograph.

I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

If you ask me a question like what is your greatest accomplishment, it should be what I’m about to do

Death is promised. So what do you do with your life? How do you make the most of it? How do you make your voice the loudest?

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy.