Having money isn't everything, not having it is.

When someone comes up and says something like, 'I am a god,' everybody says 'Who does he think he is?' I just told you who I thought I was. A god. I just told you. That's who I think I am.

Whenever you get deja vu that means you're on the right path. I get it, like, more than ten times a year.

I can analyze people's intentions. Immediately.That's just a warning. To everyone.

People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? 'Cause think of all the people you will please if you try.

Relationships are more important than punch lines, ya know?

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.