I'm typing so f-ing hard I might break my f-ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

They say, he must had an angel, cuss look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

My favorite body part of Kim's: heart.

I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it's like when Biggie passed and Jay-Z was allowed to become Jay-Z.

Cause I want to be on 106 and Park pushing a benz