I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

You've got to be really dialed into exactly who you are to the one hundredth power or you're just everyone else.

I would like to thank Julius Caesar for originating my hairstyle.

Nothing is promised in life except death.

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.

I've reached a point in my life where my Truman Show boat has hit the painting.

For me giving up is way harder than trying.