Okay, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going that’s when I give the best, illest quotes. Literally, a whisper can throw it off.

If anyone's reading this waiting for some type of full-on, flat apology for anything, they should just stop reading right now.

I don't have one regret.

I'm a let you finish, but the French Revolution had the best severed heads of ALL TIME.

I use too much of my brain and need to let some of it rest.

I've reached a point in my life where my Truman Show boat has hit the painting.

What's the main thing that makes magic magic? The fact that no one believes that it's possible.