I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

The amount of people who talk about guns, versus who actually uses them, is not even close in this millennium.

I used to have insecurity about my finances, then I announced that I had debt, and now I don't have any insecurities.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

Don't say you don't know! It's because of Kim. Meaning there's no photo that I would have put up by myself, or next to one of my smarty friends, that would have got that amount of likes. So now you take this photo that has that amount of likes, and it has a flower wall from the same guy who does the Lanvin shows, and it has a couture Givenchy dress and Givenchy tuxedo in it. That's the point. Now the thing that is the most popular is also communicating the highest level of creativity. The concept of Kimye has more cultural significance than what Page Six could write.