I'm not a corny-ass booty freak! I'm the greatest musician of all-time.

You want to be upper class, you want to be first class, but when the plane crash, everybody dead.

I remember when both Gnarls Barkley and Justin [Timberlake] lost for Album of the Year [at the Grammys], and I looked at Justin, and I was like: 'Do you want me to go onstage for you? You know, do you want me to fight?

It is true you can be successful without [college], but this is a hard world, a real world, and you want every advantage you can have. I would suggest to people to do all that you can. When I dropped out of school, I had worked in the music industry and had checks cut in my name from record labels and had a record deal on the table, and when I wasn’t successful and Columbia said, ’We’ll call you,’ I had to go back and work a telemarketing job, go back to the real world, and that’s how life is. Life is hard. Take advantage of your opportunities.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

I will spark a generation of thinkers who will question traditional thought until they find the absolute truth.

Take your diamonds and throw em up like you're bulimic. Yeah, the beat cold, but the flow is anemic.