I ain't here to argue about his facial features. Or here to convert atheists into believers. I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers the way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way yall need Jesus.

I specifically ordered Persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple Persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh.

Memories have to be our most painful blessing.

I just had a responsibility to [Taylor Swift] as a friend you know, and I mean thanks for being so cool about it.

My Caps Lock Key Is Loud!

My attitude is tattooed that means it's permanent

People in this world shun people for being great, for being a bright color, for standing out. But the time is now, to be OK with being the greatest you.