Love your haters - they're your biggest fans

People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -- just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.

Beauty has been stolen from the people and is being sold back to them as luxury.

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

I don't have one regret.

Having a Rolex or a Benz is not something that actually represents your success because there’s always something more expensive to buy. Success is really being able to do things for others as well as the people around you and yourself.

Memories have to be our most painful blessing.