Maybe 90 percent of the time it looks like I'm not having a good time.
If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault
Nike told me, 'We can't give you royalties because you're not a professional athlete.' I told them 'I'll go to the Garden and play one-on-no-one.' I'm a performance athlete!
In Paris, you're as far as possible from the land of pleasant smiles.
I've reached a point in my life where my Truman Show boat has hit the painting.
The media crucify me like they did Christ.