All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

Art must not serve might.

The English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.

Wherever on this planet ideals of personal freedom and dignity apply, there you will find the cultural inheritance of England.

If one must fight or create, it is necessary that this be preceded by the broadest possible knowledge.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.