A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.
Karel CapekThe English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.
Karel CapekWherever on this planet ideals of personal freedom and dignity apply, there you will find the cultural inheritance of England.
Karel Capek