Man will never be enslaved by machinery if the man tending the machine be paid enough.

It was a great thing to be a human being. It was something tremendous. Suddenly I'm conscious of a million sensations buzzing in me like bees in a hive. Gentlemen, it was a great thing.

Let no one think that real gardening is a bucolic and meditative occupation. It is an insatiable passion, like everything else to which a man gives his heart.

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.

You ought to know that October is the first Spring month.

Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel.

I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong, but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden, by simply locking you up.