I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.

I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.

If I'm not supposed to be awake, why are you here?" I mumbled. "To be the little spoon.

Thank you, Captain Obvious." "I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?" "I'll try,"I told him seriously. "You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.

You know, I've lived a long time," he told me, massaging my calf more firmly now. "And I met a lot of people. But I ain't never met a woman made me want to beat her to death as often as you.

I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.