When did having a life become an event you had to schedule?

people were just out of control! . . . They've all got cell phones stuck to their ears and yet I've never seen such distance between people trying so hard to be close.

Woman, you are a thousand kinds of fool.

Will an hour be enough?” An hour implied that I needed a lot of help. “I’ll see what I can do,” I said coolly. I was ready in twenty minutes.

You mean you have to be epic already, for it to make you more epic?

In my experience, anybody besides your mom that feeds you is going to want something in exchange for it.

There’s no point in fighting the tide. It ebbs. It flows. You ride it.