Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.

Okay, Barrons, it's time." "I am not helping you shave your legs." he said instantly. "Oh please. As if I'd let you.

Finally, he knew the kind of loving that made two one and understood Jane was his world. His ocean, his country, his sun, his rain, his very heart.

Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.

I began peering into the corners of the room, making sure all the shadows were cast by objects and obeying known laws of physics.

Lose the pessimism, Ms. Lane. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

V'lane: Are you busy tomorrow MacKayla ? Barrons: She's working on old texts with me. V'lane: Ah. Old texts. A banner day at the bookstore. Barrons: We're translating Kama Sutra...with interactive aids.