In my experience, anybody besides your mom that feeds you is going to want something in exchange for it.

Are we, like, having a conversation?" "Did you just, like, ask me for advice and listen with an open mind? If so, then yes, I would call this a conversation

He wasn't just masculine and sexual, he was carnal in a set-your-teeth-on-edge kind of way; he was almost frightning.

It was a land of shadows and ice. Of gray. And grayer. And black. -The Unseelie prison of Aedan

He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh.

Fire isn’t good or bad. It just burns.

I get off on a man with strong moral fiber. The closest Barrons ever gets to fiber is walking down the cereal aisle at the grocery store.