Think you two puny Druids can hold this keep for a single night?

You never knew what you could get away with until you tried.

I have found there to be little distance between the unlatching of a chain and the spreading of a woman’s legs. As if they can never unbar only a single entrance. It’s a disease called hope. Women suffer from it greatly.

Just saying, things ain't always bad just 'cause you don't understand 'em or ain't like 'em. That's like thinking anybody who's smarter or faster is dangerous just 'cause they got more brains or quicker feet. Ain't fair. Peeps can't help how they're born.

It‘s funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.

Naught will be done to you that you doona wish done. Dageus MacKeltar

It's why I laugh so much. If my face is going to stick, I'm going to like looking at it.