Barrons had just given me the most carnal, sexually charged hungry look I'd ever seen in my life, and I was pretty sure he didn't even know he had done it.

Barrons: "He got upset it wouldn't shut up and tore its head off." Mac: "The child?" I gasped

The inspector ate only two of my tiny sandwiches: the first because he hadnt expected it to taste so awful; the second, I think, because hed thought surely the first must have been a mistake.

Life is too hard, too much to handle. Nobody told me there’d be days like these. How could nobody tell me there’d be days like these? How could they let me grow up like that—happy and pink and stupid?

I don't know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.

Life isn't always fair, lass, but that doesn't mean it can't still be sweet."- Dageus

I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami.