Humanity and bestiality: when will the former finally be uttered with the flavor of hate and the latter with the flavor of love? Does a lion tear his fellow lion to pieces?

I like to hold a monologue with women. But a dialogue with myself is more stimulating.

One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent.

When I want to go to sleep, I must first get a whole menagerie of voices to shut up. You wouldn't believe what a racket they make in my room.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.