I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

Imagination has the right to feast in the shade of the tree that it turns into a forest.

News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

A comprehensive education is a well-stocked pharmacy: but we have no assurance that potassium cyanide will not be administered fora head cold.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.