It is better not to express what one means than to express what one does not mean.

Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.

Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.

Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower.

The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.

Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside the door to life do not realize how unreceptive they are making the children to everything that constitutes the true surprise of life.

The most incomprehensible talk comes from people who have no other use for language than to make themselves understood.