They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.
Karl LagerfeldI am a black diamond, unfaceted. Black diamonds are rare, hard to cut, and therefore uncommercial.
Karl LagerfeldI think it's horrible that people have to be told. Don't smoke! Everybody knows it's bad for the health. But they have to forbid it.
Karl Lagerfeld